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I may not be smart enough to do everything but I'm dumb enough to try everything... -Gar
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Jesus doesn't want me for a sunbeam...
Sunbeams are not made like me....
It actually reminds me a lot of the characters in Deadman Wonderland, same art style.
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"I cant understand, Why the things that I do never go as I plan"
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For the love of Tegaki, why aren't I that talented to color D:!!!
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tell me my dear...can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?"
~~Tim Burton's Corpse Bride~~
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"A tank? Are you trying to draw attention to us?" ~Optmus Prime
"As opposed to a fire truck with giant cannons? Yeah, 'cause that blends in so well with the scenery. ~Scattershot
"Where'd you go? Oh, there you are! I didn't see you for a second, heh.~Sc
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WE MUST STAND TOGETHER,WE MUST PRAY TOGETHER,WE MUST UNITE ALL COLORS ,ALL RACES ,ALL RELIGIONS,SEPERATION FROM OUR FELLOW BROTHERS AND SISTERS IS SEPERATION FROM OURSLELVES, THE CONSCIOUS REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN, SPREAD THE WORD, YOU ARE A PART OF IT-CIPES
perfect boobs
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Hasta el Final LLegare!
Lo Voy a Perseguir!!
Mi Sueño se hara Real!!
No hay nada Imposible Creelo!!
Si lo Persiguessss YAAAA
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Trivial facts are only trivial until you need them.
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